No, it’s not. But it’s a funny coincidence. The minute I finish detailing my many fine bruises here, I get myself another one. Wrist vs door jamb. Wrist was defeated. I also forgot all about my constellation of bruises all across my stomach. No, I’m not part of a Fight Club or something. You just to get a lot of bruises from giving your insulin exclusively in your abdomen. Awesome, right? Yup.