HOLY SHIT. Pat and I found the most amazing sub shop ever! It’s called Chicago Sub. You can get your sub as either a 6”, 12”, or 18”. EIGHTEEN FUCKING INCHES! DIRTY. Though that’s way too much sub for me (still dirty), that’s awesome! Their subs also taste way better than Subway’s (sorry Subway!) and are pretty much the same price. The really mind-blowingly awesome part is that very soon, Chicago Sub will be open 24 hours. TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. TWENTY-FOUR HOURS OF DELICIOUS, AFFORDABLE SUBS. And they deliver. Fuck you, Pita Pit!